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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Roy Williams: I Don't Suck

Roy Williams will "bet anybody in this world I won't be close to [dropping that many balls again in 2010]." To ensure his continued success and put himself in the place he needs to be for the upcoming season, Roy told reporters that he has "been catching 200 balls a week off JUGS guns during workouts and an additional 40-50 passes a week from Romo."

240-250 PASSES CAUGHT PER WEEK. Holy shit. That's like 34 passes a day. From a JUGS machine (which I imagine is a large-chested throwing apparatus) that must take all of 3 or 4 minutes of Mr. Williams's day. This is why Jerry Rice, Steve Largent, and Roy Williams are the top receivers of all time: That 3 to 4 minutes a day they put in during the offseason.