LeBronmania

So sentimental...

LeBron's preferred choice was the Cavs.

Not sentimental no.

But he didn't want to end up "31 years old, with bad knees and no title."

Romantic not disgusting yet

The King dined with future teammates Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh before the free agency period began.

Darling, I'm down and lonely/ when with the fortunate only

He couldn't rely on his inner circle to help with the decision.

I've been looking for something else

He ultimately just wanted to play with better players.

Do let, do let, do let, jugulate, do let, do let, do

And now he's gone and done something extreme...

When LeBron James announces his signing with the Heat tonight, he'll join Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, Mario Chalmers, Daequon Cook and Michael Beasley. That's it. Six players. Of course, the Heat is trying to work a sign-and-trade with either the Cavs or Toronto. I have a feeling that whichever team can throw in a big stiff (you're 2010-11 Heat starting center!) will "get" Beasley. This team will have a lot of holes. A championship is far from guaranteed. At this point, they're looking at 9 minimum-salary players to fill out the roster. And no centers! Why do I suspect we'll be seeing LeBron playing a lot of PF and Bosh a lot of C next year? I'm not complaining - that would be an excellent run-and-gun unit to watch - but I'm just perplexed by LeBron's decision to spur the Bulls (Rose, SG, Bron, Boozer, Noah plus an actual bench is better than this Heat team). It makes no sense. Alas, it's not like we're dealing with a college grad, or even attendee...

On another note: HAHAHAHA... KNICKS!