Monday, April 12, 2010

Hockey: Not A Contact Sport


According to the internets, there are many possible causes for a fractured tooth, including:

Unknown (17%)
Altercations (17%)
Contact sports (15.9%)
Motor vehicle collisions (10.8%)
Motorcycle accidents (10.4%)
Ice hockey (2.3%)

Blame it on the altercation fascists who want fighting to be (at least tied for) the most common tooth fracture explanation.

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