Sunday, May 9, 2010

LaTroy Hawkins Placed on 15 Day DL with "Right Shoulder Weakness"


Ironically, the Brewers made this move retroactive to Friday, instead of making it retroactive to the beginning of the season. For two weeks, ODE needs to find Brewers memes to fill in for stories about the Hawk's much-anticipated and frankly unremarkable serving of meatballs. Jody Gerut (cycle club motherfuckers) and Gregg Zaun develop a shower rapport? Dave Bush mocks LaTroy mercilessly until LaTroy sexually assaults his family members? Stories about Oberon and Ryan Braun playing two-man walk the elephant? Stay tuned!

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