Dave Bush: Ooooooooh boy. Just another game, right? If Raynor hadn't gotten that infield single in the seventh, I woulda thrown a two hitter. A two hitter Doug, man, that's a good day's work. You know what I like the most about only giving up two hits? Going to bed feeling satisfied about my production. Production. That's really what Dave Bush is about.
Doug Davis: Why am I wearing this D-Bags jersey? Anyways, Dave, yes, I have always been an admirer of your hard work and devotion to the craft. A three-hitter--
Dave: --well it's really like two hits.
Doug: Ok you're right, two hits, that's something to be proud of.
Dave: Thanks Doug. It really means a lot coming from a seasoned veteran like yourself. I think you're really about to turn it around. You only walked one guy last game, that's something to build on.
Doug: Yeah, it's been frustrating.
Dave: Granted, you only managed to stay in there for four and two-thirds, so how many guys could you really walk right? *giggling* HEY DOUG, DIDJA SEE THAT RIGHTIES ARE HITTING .435 OFF OF YOU THIS YEAR? You're like the Honus Wagner of pitchers.
Doug: You're an idiot man.
Dave: Hey Catcher.
Doug: I'm leaving.
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