Saturday, April 17, 2010

Hawk-Eye: The LaTroy Hawkins Domestic Violence Threat Level Is HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS


The Milwaukee Domestic Violence Authority, in partnership with NOW and the Women's Healing After Chronic Knocks, advises you to hide your fucking daughters. This message is being broadcast in Washington D.C., where LaTroy's ERA just spiked to 11.81. Not a career high (remember 2006 when the Hawk famously had to beg Tim McClelland to call Albert Pujols out at first to bring his ERA down from infinity) but it is still unlikely that LaTroy will feel like cuddling tonight.

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