"Those Crying Machines Are Expensive!"

Bristol Palin, child in tow, is serving the public with an announcement that teenage pregnancy is bad. Bristol has so much going for her: (1) I'd bone her; (2) She left that attention-whore boyfriend of hers who would do anything to get on television; (3) Her mother gets plenty of airtime for Fox News. It's not hypocritical of her to preach abstinence with baby on board. Let's be real here, babies suck, and she knows that better than the rest of us. ODE supports baby reduction by any method.