Sunday, April 18, 2010

Brewers Score 10 In First Inning; Hawkins Trying To Sober Up


The Brewers scored 10 in the first off Jason Marquis (aging ex-Card, OFFER HIM MILLONS) and the Nationals and are holding onto a fairly secure lead. After his ODE interview last week, LaTroy was sure his number would not be called until at least next Tuesday. Now he is chugging Alka-Seltzer and applying Visine with a garden hose in the bullpen.

Doug Davis justified his roster spot by improving his ERA to 11.25, allowing 11 hits and scattering 5 runs over 4 and 2/3. A Brewer Porn focusing on whether LaTroy or Doug Davis will first be able to say that he allows less than a run an inning is in the works.

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