Rick Peterson: I've coached all over the majors, but this is a particularly inscrutable group we got here. Yovani's swimming in his money, Jeff Suppan hurt his pitching arm swimming in his money, and WE SIGNED LATROY HAWKINS SO I HAVE TO PITCH HIM SOMETIMES. But with LaTroy it's different, we all know he's bad; goddamn Randy Wolf and Dave Bush actually think they're legitimate major leaguers. And now Livan Hernandez, who I know for a fact is 62 years old, made our offense flail around like a Badger dunk contest.
Ken Macha: Hold on just one minute there Mr. *air quotes* Pitching Guru. We're less than two weeks into this campaign, and I can't have you be bad-mouthing my boys after they've only sucked for several weeks.
Rick: You're telling me Dave Bush, Jeff Suppan, and LaTroy Hawkins have only sucked for several weeks? They're "gonna rebound"? Jeff Suppan had two good starts for the Cardinals in the postseason six years ago, you saw the box score, and you threw him how much money?
Ken: CONFIDENCE. CONFIDENCE.
Rick: What's our catcher doing behind the laundry bin?
Ken:
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