Monday, April 12, 2010

Wryly Reilly: Mickelson's Win A Victory For Mickelson

According to Rick, Mickelson's Masters win is a victory for women. While no women competed (and if it were up to Hootie Johnson they probably wouldn't be allowed to watch) somehow Phil won for them.

I get it Rick, Tiger's the womanizer, Phil's wife and mother have breast cancer, I get it. Does it really take a couple thousand words dripping with moral indignation to convey this revelation? Poetry's truism is that, if something seems especially poetic, it'll probably make a miserable poem. Journalism's should be analogous: If it's written by Rick Reilly too cute, don't beat the shit out of it. Past articles abstracted as "Rick Reilly wonders, what if the same insatiable hunger that fueled Tiger's sex drive is the same insatiable hunger that fueled his golf drive?" and "Rick Reilly wants sports fans to recognize just how monumental bowler Kelly Kulick's win was at the PBA Tournament of Champions" do not instill hope.

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