Recently MLB had a genius marketing idea. They figured out a way to attract more Mexicans than mariachi. The answer is so fucking simple. You're an idiot for not thinking of it first. Want Spanish-speakers to flock to your market? Simply replace the word "The" in your moniker to "Los". Watch how this works: The Mets becomes Los Mets. Instead of mets.com, our amigos go to losmets.com. The annoying embedded video is still in English but you get to "inhabilitar video" instead of "disable autoplay."Donde esta loscerveceros.com? Surely the Brewers want to cash in on this fiesta. Squatters are holding the domain for a hefty $350 ransom. Chump change to an MLB team, right? It seems only a matter of time. Chorizo won't sleep until this shit goes live.
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