Ryan Braun: Hey, you hear about the monster fucking volcano in Iceland or some shit.
Prince Fielder: You talkin about Eyjafjallajökull?Braun: What you call me?
Fielder: Nah, man. Eyjafjallajökull is its name. Translated it means "Eyja-fjalla glacier" or "island-mountain glacier."
Braun: The fuck's wrong with you?
Fielder: Me and the wife went hiking there a couple years back. The view from Fimmvörðuháls, the trail between the Eyjafjallajökull and Mýrdalsjökull glaciers, is to die for.
Gregg Zaun: It's pronounced Eyjafjallajökull. Say it right.Braun: Eyjafjallajökull?
Zaun: Eyjafjallajökull.
Braun: Eyjafjallajökull?
Fielder: Say it right you fucker. Eyjafjallajökull.
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