Stadium Full of Men in Jorts Applaud Cheater

Big Liar Mac was well received by a bunch of jobless bums also known as the Cardinals fan base. Supporting the home team officially trumps the sanctity of the game in St. Louis.

Hiring McGwire was a bad move for the Cards. In addition to the obvious distraction and PR issues, what does this guy really have to offer as a coach? Let's face it. McGwire was a successful HR hitter for one big fucking reason - PEDs. This guy fucked around with anything he could get his hands on. Steroids, hGH, who knows what.

So, what is McGwire's big tip as a hitting coach? Here's how you shoot a bunch of garbage in your ass and get away with it, break records, lie to Congress about it, then retire to a cushy MLB job. Worked for me.