Mile High Brewer Porn

Aboard the Brewers' private jet, en route to Washington, DC for their next series against the Nationals.

Ryan Braun: Man, I'm so fucking bored right now. Goddamn, look at the ass on that stewardess. I'd love to beat the cobwebs off that pussy. Fuck it. I'm gonna go rub one out. Time to grab the iPod and take a trip to the john.

Braun: I love these bathrooms. Almost as nice as the ones on the ground. Now for some BangBros. Oh yeah. That's the stuff. Look at those dirty little sluts.

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

Braun: Hey, I'm in here. Just a second. What the fuck? Can't you see it's occupied? Fuck it. I'm not leaving with blue balls. Better wrap this up.

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

Braun: One minute. Jesus, dude. Goddamn it. It's probably Macha. What's up his ass?

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

Braun: Alright, man. I'm done. This better be good. Can't a guy jerkoff in peace in this motherfucker?

*opens door*